
Literate
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Illiterate
And then in my mind, I think of those funny posts where people write a sentence incorrectly and it reads as something different entirely. You know what I'm talking about, right? Those found in church bulletins and letters from parents to the school. Here are some examples I found that had me cracking up:
"Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
"Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever, and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night."
"Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip."
So you see what I'm saying? All it takes is one misspelled word, one wrong word choice, and you become the laughing stock of the school! Yikes!
In order to avoid these mistakes, maybe I need to organize a critique group to help other parents with these dreadful letters... or maybe I should never let my children miss a day from school again so I can avoid ever writing another letter. Not practical? Well then, I guess I'll have to continue to brave the crucible of the dreaded parent letter and pray for no mistakes.
Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Oh my goodness. Those were AMAZING. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it! Those cracked me up too!
ReplyDeleteThat's great! I also hate writing those "dreaded parent letters"
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